Well we've hit the 9th month mark and strangely i always seem to forget how much it SUCKS~!!!! So to add a little humor to my last few weeks/days (hopefully) of pregnancy I will add my funny findings. You know you are nine months pregnant when:
1. You drop something and more often than not, decide its not worth it to pick it up
2. Everytime you stand up you think, "is my water going to break this time?"
3. You can't roll over in bed with out assistance
4. You roll over in bed every 10 minutes or else you are going to regret it
5. Your kids don't get the baths they should because it hurts too much to kneel & bend by the tub
6. Your kids get in WAY to much TV time...so you can rest
7. You spend more time peeing and then trying to get comfy again at nights than you do sleeping
8. People ask you, almost daily, if you are having twins
9.The 1 thing that could help induce labor is the LAST thing you feel like doing (whoopie)
10. You eat out more than you ever have previously
11. Cereal and fruit snacks seem perfectly acceptable meals for picky toddlers
12. Your house looks like mom is AWOL but all the baby stuff is up and ready
13. Shaving your legs is joke...as is lotioning them
14. Begging for your water to break as part of your daily prayers
15. You can't remember the last time you took a full breath with ease
16.Your hubby no longer pouts about being "put off"
17. Anytime feels like a naptime
18. Your baby knows when "naptime" is and decides to practice Karate just as your about to drift off
19. You stop scheduling things...just in case
20. You just want them to come, despite the pain, so you can snuggle and love on your little miracle
As the most impatient person alive...I find myself daily wishing and praying that he will come quickly. He is quite a large baby 7lbs 4oz+ since Monday & pushing out a 10lb baby doesnt sound like an awesome party to me. I am dialated to 3cm already and an measuring about 38 weeks (my cycles are weird so its hard to track the exact date).
I am so anxious to see Dalli interact with him! She already sits & rubs my belly, then gives it kisses. She is naturally a motherly little thing and enjoys her babies. She is a huge help (most of the time) and loves to be involved in everything mommy does.
I am a little nervous about taking care of and juggling 2 kids under 2yrs old. I just hope i can give them the time they each need and hope Dalli gets her needs met too. Also having a boy terrifies me. I grew up with all sisters and am in such a "girl mode" with Dalli that I am at a loss of what to do with a little boy. So ANY ADVICE is appreciated on both subjects! Please share the motherly wisdom :)
2 comments:
I totally identify with #1 :)
K those are hilarious!!
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